I’m a real .com now! Now, with my name change, not everything I write about will be about kale (my mom told me to clarify because she thought people would get confused), but I figured, why not break in the new site with a kale recipe?
Have you ever invented something only to find out that that thing has already been created? That happens to me everytime I think I come up with a revolutionary idea, for example: dates for caramel? the internet did that. spinach in pesto instead of basil? pssh, old news. Pre-sliced bread? already a thing.
But this is actually the first recipe I created ever (after an over steamed cauliflower incident)- and I have yet to see anything like it. This replaces the kraft mac and cheese and dinosaur shaped chicken nugget dinners of my childhood.
Comfort food. You can’t really say no. It’s what I imagine as your parents or grandparents making for you and then pinching your cheek as a congratulations for cleaning your plate even when you’re 30 years old.
This will be one of the first of many installations in my “comfort food redone” series. It’s good food but even better. Now let’s get on with it.